Published April 8, 2022 at ZekeFilm.org. Michael Bay’s Latest Bit of Majestic Chaos is High on Speed DIRECTOR: MICHAEL BAY/2022 Bay is back, baby! Okay, it hasn’t technically been that long since a new installment of Michael Bay’s singular vision of mayhem was released, but it’s been at least a decade since one felt like an event—perhaps the …
FILM REVIEW // The Eyes of Tammy Faye
Published February 3, 2022 at ZekeFilm.org. Comedy Meets Tragedy in Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker Biopic DIRECTOR: MICHAEL SHOWALTER/2021 “Because he created everything, nothing he has created could possibly be needful to him for his existence. If it were, then like him, it would have always existed. Our God is self-sufficient, needed by all, needful …
FILM REVIEW // Don’t Look Up
Published January 9, 2022 at ZekeFilm.org. Adam McKay, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence Return for Disaster Comedy DIRECTOR: ADAM MCKAY/2021 Don’t Look Up is too long, too loose, and too heavy-handed, but with a cast like this, even a messy film can find great moments. Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence return to the screen for the first …
FILM REVIEW // The French Dispatch
Published November 1, 2021 at ZekeFilm.org. Wes Anderson’s Latest is Feast of Flavor and Fun DIRECTOR: WES ANDERSON/2021 Upon leaving my screening of The French Dispatch, the first thing I did was stop by the grocery store. Never mind that it was after 9 p.m.—I wanted fresh bread. After reviewing what was left in the bakery …
BLU-RAY REVIEW // What’s So Bad About Feeling Good? (1968)
Published October 4, 2021 at ZekeFilm.org. George Peppard and Mary Tyler Moore Spread a Pandemic Worth Catching DIRECTOR: GEORGE SEATON/1968 BLU-RAY STREET DATE: AUGUST 24, 2021/KL STUDIO CLASSICS I cannot imagine a weirder movie to watch in 2021. The premise: An airborne virus appears in New York City thanks to a flying animal traveling from …
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FILM REVIEW // Promising Young Woman
Published April 18, 2021 at ZekeFilm.org. A Promising Debut from Emerald Fennell DIRECTOR: EMERALD FENNELL/2020 Here’s the first thing we learn about Cassandra Thomas: She’s an actress. We meet her in a pulsing nightclub, her bangs falling into glassy eyes and her head drooping into a skirt suit. She can’t find her phone and hops …
FILM REVIEW // Soul
Published March 15, 2021 at ZekeFilm.org. Inside Out Meets Mr. Holland’s Opus in Pixar’s Latest—And Greatest? DIRECTORS: PETE DOCTER AND KEMP POWERS (CO-DIRECTOR)/2020 Plenty of thought (and many a joke) has been put into Pixar’s standard “what if” plot engines: What if monsters and superheroes were real? What if toys and cars were alive? What if bugs or fish or rats had feelings? Heck, what if feelings had feelings? …
FILM REVIEW // Wonder Woman 1984
Published Jan. 4, 2021 at ZekeFilm.org. Wonder Woman Brings the ’80s Back on HBO Max DIRECTOR: PATTY JENKINS/2020 Wonder Woman 1984 is the kind of movie you’re taken with start-to-finish but doesn’t hold up entirely upon reflection. Not that this is a “he loved Big Brother” realization, if for no other reason than the ties to …
FILM REVIEW // Midnight Traveler
Published April 13, 2019 at ZekeFilm.org. A Small Miracle of a Documentary in a Large Refugee Crisis DIRECTOR: HASSAN FAZILI/2019 On paper, I can’t believe this documentary works. A three-year journey? Sounds like an editing nightmare. Shot on mobile phones? Sounds like a headache to watch. One of life’s most difficult journeys from a first-person …
FILM REVIEW // Mortal Engines
Published December 13, 2018 at ZekeFilm.org. You’ve Already Read This Review Because You’ve Already Seen Mortal Engines DIRECTED BY CHRISTIAN RIVERS/2018 (Insert attention-grabbing opener here.) I usually try to open with a plot summary, a question, a quote, a Hollywood trend, perhaps a personal anecdote. But with Mortal Engines, what’s the point? I’ve already written this review—several …
FILM REVIEW // Breaking In
Published May 14, 2018 at ZekeFilm.org. Reverse Taken Thriller is Cliché Fun DIRECTOR: JAMES MCTEIGUE/2018 “You have no clue what I’m capable of.” Oh, Shaun, but we do. Shaun (Gabrielle Union) is spending the weekend packing up the house she grew up in after her father’s death. Since her husband (Jason George) is stuck at work, …
FILM REVIEW // Jackie
Published Jan. 6, 2017 for the film review site I created, Crowd vs. Critic. Each film is reviewed twice, once from the Crowd perspective for its entertainment value (Popcorn Potential) and once from the Critic perspective for its Artistic Taste. CROWD REVIEW // November 22, 1963. If you’ve lived long enough to study a at …
FILM REVIEW // The Lobster
Published Dec. 13, 2016 for the film review site I created, Crowd vs. Critic. Each film is reviewed twice, once from the Crowd perspective for its entertainment value (Popcorn Potential) and once from the Critic perspective for its Artistic Taste. CROWD REVIEW // Welcome. Here is your room with a single bed. Here are your …
FILM REVIEW // The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Published Oct. 16, 2016 for the film review site I created, Crowd vs. Critic. Each film is reviewed twice, once from the Crowd perspective for its entertainment value (Popcorn Potential) and once from the Critic perspective for its Artistic Taste. CROWD REVIEW // The scene: Rose Creek, a small town in the Old West. Our …
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FILM REVIEW // Captain America: Civil War
Published July 1, 2016 for the film review site I created, Crowd vs. Critic. Each film is reviewed twice, once from the Crowd perspective for its entertainment value (Popcorn Potential) and once from the Critic perspective for its Artistic Taste. CROWD REVIEW // The Avengers’ approval ratings are plummeting. On their latest mission, they foiled …
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FILM REVIEW // Jurassic Park III
Published June 18, 2015 for the film review site I created, Crowd vs. Critic. Each film is reviewed twice, once from the Crowd perspective for its entertainment value (Popcorn Potential) and once from the Critic perspective for its Artistic Taste. CROWD // “There are no rules in filmmaking. Only sins. And the cardinal sin is …
FILM REVIEW // The Circle
Published Apr. 29, 2017 at ZekeFilm. Or, Tom Hanks and Internet Privacy in 2017 DIRECTOR: JAMES PONSOLDT/2017 Imagine Google, Microsoft, Apple, and Facebook—all combined into one. Now call it The Circle. Mae Holland (Emma Watson) shakes off a string of dead end temp jobs the first chance she gets to taste the potential and prosperity of …
TV REVIEW // Five Came Back
Published Apr. 3, 2017 at ZekeFilm. Hollywood, Politics, and World War II: Inseparable From the Start DIRECTOR: LAURENT BOUZEREAU/2017 Say what you will about Hollywood’s influence in politics (or interference, depending on how you see it), but the two have intertwined for so many decades they’re difficult to dissociate. Oscar speeches like Sacheen Littlefeather’s upon Marlon …
FILM REVIEW // Fences
Published Jan. 7, 2017 at ZekeFilm. Washington and Davis Show Their Range in Wilson’s Play DIRECTOR: DENZEL WASHINGTON/2016 Pittsburgh, 1950s. Troy Maxson arrives home from work with his friend Bono. His wife, Rose, is setting the table for dinner. His grown son Lyons arrives for a visit, and his son Cory will come home after football practice. This …
FILM REVIEW // Passengers
Published Dec. 20, 2016 at ZekeFilm. A Popcorn Flick, not an Oscar Contender (and that’s nothing to complain about) DIRECTOR: MORTEN TYLDUM/2016 Could any place be lonelier than space? Jim Preston (Chris Pratt) and Aurora Lane (Jennifer Lawrence) are about to find out. They’re the only two people woken up from hyper sleep on the Starship …